Iced-Tea Party

The tea party is a joke.

Ke$ha is the musical guest on SNL tonight. She is covered in highlighter and letting out some half-yoddle half-fog horn cry, and singing lyrics like "I like your beard", "Don't be a b**** with your chit-chat, just show me where your d**** at". Let's start with what's wrong with this:

1. She ends in a preposition

2. She is younger, and making 100 times more income

I hate the youth. As well as tea party members.

Easter

I don't get the point of making a huge deal of easter. I went home, and my parents had an easter egg hunt for my brothers and I. Egg hunts are obsolete. Didn't we all win the ultimate egg hunt by being born?
Also, everyone made a huge deal of jesus dying for our sins. But every year we would get out eggs, and dye them ourselves. There was a lot of dyeing going on.

iblogural Post

I feel like a more technologically advanced Anne Frank. If you think about it, she was the original blogger.