I don't get the point of making a huge deal of easter. I went home, and my parents had an easter egg hunt for my brothers and I. Egg hunts are obsolete. Didn't we all win the ultimate egg hunt by being born?
Also, everyone made a huge deal of jesus dying for our sins. But every year we would get out eggs, and dye them ourselves. There was a lot of dyeing going on.
One of the wonderful things about the Internet is the ability for people to work Jesus, Tom Arnold and a picture of Roseanne Barr/Arnold tattooed on Tom Arnold's hairy chest into a single post. Happy Easter!
ReplyDeleteThe question is, Jesus died on Good Friday. He apparently got resurrected three days later, on Easter Sunday. Something isn't adding up. If you tell me that I have three days to do something on Friday, you better not ask for it on Sunday. I have yet to hear a good explanation for this.
ReplyDeleteFirst joke worked, second joke didn't (in my opinion). But maybe that's just because I have a dirty mind? It would probably be better aloud because there wouldn't be the wordplay factor.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, please speak up more in class. It's always nice to have something to laugh about as an interruption to my 8:30 a.m. coma.